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A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse,...
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Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque revenit. (You may drive nature out with a pitchfork,...
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Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way....
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Women are cursed, and men are the proof.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
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To what purpose should I trouble myself in searching out the secrets of the...
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Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the...
Quote #13534
Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.
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If destruction be our lot we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As...