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Character is what you are when no one is looking.
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If suffer we must, let’s suffer on the heights.
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To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
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The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
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We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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