Quote #28003
A man is measured by the size of things that anger him.
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #33496
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #22718
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Quote #860
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
Quote #15181
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Quote #7383
Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4058
Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but judgment; and he betrays, instead...
Quote #21184
If a man’s wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.