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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
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It does not take sharp eyes to see the sun and the moon, nor...
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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
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There is plenty of courage among us for the abstract, but not for the...
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Henry James created more convincing women than Iris Murdoch put together.
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If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
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The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that...
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Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.