Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #12123
The chief weapon of sea pirates, however, was their capacity to astonish. Nobody else...
Quote #34152
We stand for freedom. That is our conviction for ourselves that is our only...
Quote #17283
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
Quote #22740
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
Quote #23152
I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even...
Quote #29850
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #8509
The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.