Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #3379
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.
Quote #31984
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #24783
Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals...
Quote #34245
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the...
Quote #15531
Pay no attention to what the critics say… Remember, a statue has never been...
Quote #34384
There is only one admirable form of the imagination the imagination that is so...
Quote #12901
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased...
Quote #2574
We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity – gunpowder...
Quote #29209
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.