Quote #18510
If a pig could give his mind to anything, he would not be a...
Quote #4565
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #32535
By increasing the size of the keyhole, today’s playwrights are in danger of doing...
Quote #6812
The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
Quote #16340
Extremists think “communication” means agreeing with them.
Quote #25883
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #28286
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #16411
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace in a continual...
Quote #6470
There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the...
Quote #12980
The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...