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Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
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We merely want to live in peace with all the world, to trade with...
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It is only the great men who are truly obscene. If they had not...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Quote #4243
When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.
Quote #6876
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody...
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended...
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One of the most appalling comments on our present way of life is that...
Quote #20366
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.