Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have...
Quote #15606
Patience is the key to content.
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The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it’s so...
Quote #17871
It is noble to teach oneself, but still nobler to teach others–and less trouble....
Quote #20093
Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want.
Quote #12048
It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never...
Quote #14344
Reason and free inquiry are the only effectual agents against error.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #6477
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving...