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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have...
Quote #4291
I choose the likely man in preference to the rich man; I want a...
Quote #31730
When in doubt, do the courageous thing.
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I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness....
Quote #1864
Health food makes me sick.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #4872
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it...
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To endure is the first thing that a child ought to learn, and that...
Quote #15550
Next to theology I give to music the highest place and honor. And we...