Quote #16925
No facts are to me sacred none are profane I simply experiment, an endless...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #32109
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #29777
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people.
Quote #21840
Don’t let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real...
Quote #34817
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #27588
Unable are the Loved to die For Love is Immortality.
Quote #17562
Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth Unseen, both when we wake and when...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...