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How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!
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Those who do not understand UNIX are condemned to reinvent it — badly.
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Modern cynics and skeptics … see no harm in paying those to whom they...
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Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass...
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There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good...