Quote #13567
Any effort that has self-glorification as its final endpoint is bound to end in...
Quote #1487
A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #5402
I see my body as an instrument, rather than an ornament.
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #2686
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
Quote #2285
Santa Claus had the right idea. Visit everyone once a year.
Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #8489
The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.
Quote #29731
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the...
Quote #8756
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.