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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
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Time is money.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance...
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I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I...
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
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There is value in everybody’s gift. No matter how hard to find or strange...
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Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double.
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The mind’s first step to self-awareness must be through the body.
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Banning gun shows to reduce violent crime will work about as well as banning...