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Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
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Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious...
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Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
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Living in a vacuum sucks.
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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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The next best thing to winning is losing At least you’ve been in the...