Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are...
Quote #28916
Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #26422
All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart, not the head.
Quote #31691
We often discover what will do, by finding out what will not do and...
Quote #23893
The quality of strength lined with tenderness is an unbeatable combination, as are intelligence...
Quote #9130
In summer, the song sings itself.
Quote #19868
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out...