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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
Quote #21479
The most violent element in society is ignorance.
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As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on...
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If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
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Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
Quote #3458
Put out the light.
Quote #3100
The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
Quote #12310
It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less...