Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28246 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince" Quote #791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Unknown Quote #13914 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
Emma Goldman Quote #21479 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The most violent element in society is ignorance.
John "The Penguin" Bingham, The courage to start Quote #10513 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on...
Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, 05-01-04 Quote #10656 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Unknown Quote #3204 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make...
Theodore Roosevelt, last words, 6 January 1919 Quote #3458 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Put out the light.
Vicomte Turenne, Message sent after the battle of Dunen, 658 Quote #3100 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The enemy came. He was beaten. I am tired. Goodnight.
David Bailey Quote #12310 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It takes a lot of imagination to be a good photographer. You need less...