Quote #10674
The wisest mind has something yet to learn.
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #27532
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #27592
Help thyself, and God will help thee.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #13058
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.
Quote #16689
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
Quote #24510
Be slow of tongue and quick of eye.
Quote #876
How do you govern a country which has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Quote #12850
Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...