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Fight fire with fire, and all you’ll end up with is ashes.
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Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
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All’s fair in love and war.
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What you are is a question only you can answer.
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The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who...
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It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left...