Quote #1486
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others,...
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #15859
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods...
Quote #23318
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
Quote #15730
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below.Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
Quote #6402
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...
Quote #18087
Our lives are like a candle in the wind.
Quote #31372
No human being, however great, or powerful, was ever so free as a fish.
Quote #30876
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #32115
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of...