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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
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Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of...
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise seek what they...
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I rely on my personality for birth control.
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There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by...
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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
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A vacation frequently means that the family goes away for a rest, accompanied by...
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
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A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties...