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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
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Adjectives are the potbelly of poetry.
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Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of...
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
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My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my...
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It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
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As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action...