Quote #10417
Go tell the Spartans, Passerby, That here, obedient to their laws, We lie.
Quote #34488
A liar should have a good memory.
Quote #14024
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #10497
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Quote #12823
People are more easily led than driven.
Quote #24217
The highest destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25795
In politics stupidity is not a handicap.
Quote #28480
Away back in that time-in 1492-there was a man by the name of Columbus...
Quote #31181
Anyone who doesn’t make mistakes isn’t trying hard enough.