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No good deed goes unpunished.
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
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Optimization hinders evolution.
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who...
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then,...
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Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained...
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The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but...
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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
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If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of...