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Newpaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print...
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It’s hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
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What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue,...
Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
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A pessimist is a person who has to listen to too many optimists.
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Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...
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If decade after decade the truth cannot be told, each person’s mind begins to...
Quote #23599
Whatever is to make us better and happy, God has placed either openly before...
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If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....