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The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change...
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
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I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on...
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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This is the true joy in life — being used for a purpose recognized...
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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is...
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We shall find peace. We shall hear the angels, we shall see the sky...
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Be happy Be supportive Be Naughty Be just like the way you are But...
Quote #6403
Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry...