Quote #24121
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When...
Quote #31889
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
Quote #2429
Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my...
Quote #17625
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
Quote #26034
Accept good advice gracefully–as long as it doesn’t interfere with what you intended to...
Quote #32524
As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the...
Quote #16525
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
Quote #2952
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #28095
We must overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs us of...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...