Quote #2532
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
Quote #34114
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
Quote #21160
There are many people in the world who really don’t understand-or say they don’t-what...
Quote #14920
If by saying that all men are born free and equal, you mean that...
Quote #101
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #4782
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #11159
A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
Quote #19691
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #1394
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man...
Quote #3530
Do not commit your poems to pages alone, sing them I pray you.