Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
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I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #24978
Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom.
Quote #11865
While I know that the beautiful, the spiritual, and the sublime are today suspect,...
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #13167
Technology: No Place for Wimps!
Quote #11066
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.
Quote #7659
Taxation without representation is tyranny.