Quote #30263
The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only...
Quote #27162
Find ecstasy in life the mere sense of living is joy enough.
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #30890
Make sure to be in with your equals if you’re going to fall out...
Quote #32514
If you don’t find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire...
Quote #2870
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #33935
The best fortune that can fall to a man is that which corrects his...
Quote #28654
The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from...
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #25864
The problem is that Americans would like to be independent of the rest of...