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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...
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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days.
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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
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People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin...
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A good son makes a good husband.
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Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means...
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I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.
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But the greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized...