Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
Quote #30606
Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be...
Quote #453
Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
Quote #8439
Every time you get angry, you poison your own system.
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Sometimes I think we’d be better off blind.
Quote #9906
I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and...
Quote #6036
I am responsible only to God and history.
Quote #3198
Courtly love-poetry may first have been written during long periods of abstinence on the...
Quote #10939
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang...