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I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Quote #14911
Every man is like the company he is wont to keep.
Quote #29168
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
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The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are...
Quote #8197
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not...
Quote #12747
God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the...
Quote #26965
Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting....
Quote #31738
Because I have been a magician for many years, people have often asked me...
Quote #27561
No two people see the external world in exactly the same way. To every...
Quote #32542
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...