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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should...
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Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing...
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Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.
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It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.
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Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
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I love life…Yeah, I’m sad, but at the same time, I’m really happy that...
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Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable...
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Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and...