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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up...
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As a spider emits and draws in its thread, As plants arise on the...
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Love and hate are not opposites. The opposite of love is indifference.
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I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year — everything from kings, queens,...
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A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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Success is a great deodorant.
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Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York...