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Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
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What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have...
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
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First mend yourself, and then mend others.
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
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Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who...
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #16306
Viewing the child solely as an immature person is a way of escaping comforting...