Quote #20105
To get to heaven we must take it with us.
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #8518
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat and no...
Quote #16185
Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and...
Quote #12857
Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #30618
Five enemies of peace inhabit with us–avarice, ambition, envy, anger, and pride if these...
Quote #6708
People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Quote #26722
The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #3138
Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the...
Quote #12667
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.