Quote #5429
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep...
Quote #21111
Let’s not talk so much about vice. I’m against vice in all forms.
Quote #20293
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
Quote #30241
President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of...
Quote #33946
Life is not anything, but an opportunity for something.
Quote #16335
Americans cannot realize how many chances for mental improvement they lose by their inveterate...
Quote #30007
Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
Quote #16714
When you give yourself, you receive more than you give.
Quote #2361
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.