Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #18192
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn’t become...
Quote #12137
When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the...
Quote #2220
We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain...
Quote #4118
Grown ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to...
Quote #341
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Quote #7654
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Quote #4619
Would that the Roman people had a single neck .
Quote #13127
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.
Quote #34110
Never regret. If it’s good, it’s wonderful. If it’s bad, it’s experience.