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‘Out upon merry Christmas What’s Christmas time to you but a time for paying...
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At first cock-crow the ghosts must go Back to their quiet graves below.
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that...
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History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy.
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It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked,...
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The century which we are entering can be and must be the century of...