Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #2896
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
Quote #11855
Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us;...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #7115
The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
Quote #9827
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter;...
Quote #84
We are inclined to believe those whom we do not know because they have...