Quote #22979
Satire is focused bitterness.
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I’ve arrived at this outermost edge of my life by my own actions. Where...
Quote #15743
Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to...
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What’s up, Doc
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who...
Quote #21936
Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things...
Quote #20109
I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish...