Quote #13924
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
Quote #2649
Henry James chews more than he bites off.
Quote #25901
I used to envy kids who had an old-fashioned Grandpa. Not any more. I’ve...
Quote #3569
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to...
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #11652
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun...
Quote #32938
The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more...
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #32156
Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Quote #31658
It was an attempt to stick the Congress’s finger in King Hussein’s eye.