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Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able...
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I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
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Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends,...
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The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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So long as there are men there will be wars.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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Nothing recedes like success.
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is...
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Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.