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Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.
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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to,...
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life...
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a...
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…And I’ve looked over, and I’ve seen the promised land. I may not get...
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The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who...
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Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything...
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I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...