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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Non-violence does not signify that man must not fight against the enemy, and by...
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Great minds think independently, not alike.
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Never be indiferent to injustice.
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...