Quote #1975
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Quote #335
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #11075
Many of us are more capable than some of us… but none of us...
Quote #12693
Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #7511
Man…is a tame or civilized animal; never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #34885
Honesty is the best image.
Quote #1406
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
Quote #25533
Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
Quote #28431
If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...