Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #32420
You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
Quote #7027
Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.
Quote #11014
Every great improvement has come after repeated failure. Virtually nothing comes out right the...
Quote #9911
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #3350
I am into parallel monogamy.
Quote #20612
Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law....
Quote #2627
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education...
Quote #30447
The world is blessed most by men who do things, not by those who...
Quote #20723
Arguments are to be avoided they are always vulgar and often convincing.