Quote #2830
Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.
Quote #28282
The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #7311
Before you act consider; when you have considered, tis fully time to act.
Quote #20586
The test of a vocation is the love of the drudgery it involves.
Quote #33835
Death comes to all But great achievements raise a monument Which shall endure until...
Quote #2355
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #11644
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out...
Quote #29286
Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes...