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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
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Changing a college curriculum is like moving a graveyard–you never know how many friends...
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Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is...
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Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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Laughter is by definition healthy.
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As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
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If you haven’t forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others
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The bravest thing that men do is love women.